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S̶v̶l̶a̶d̶ ̶C̶j̶e̶l̶l̶i̶ Dirk Gently ([personal profile] cacoethical) wrote2018-02-04 11:59 am
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thats new on me & not a lot is new on me so well done. how will i know which one is you??????
unknown number: what
hrry up imNA TAxi
DG: could you try honking blink your lights maybe
unknown number: INEE A
in not a taxi i

it must be terribly difficult to type in your current state 😱😱 have you considered morse code

😟😟😟 i dont actually know morse code dont use morse code
unknown number: WHY IS THSI THE ONly # ON this PHonE


DG: well why did you say that you were????? seems counterproductive though i suppose i cant judge

who even is this if not a taxi????

sssiiiiirrrrr: (Default)

Text: h.hornblower

[personal profile] sssiiiiirrrrr 2017-04-15 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
I beg your pardon, Sir, I couldn't help but notice that you are able to include emotive pictograms with your communications over this network, and I was wondering if I might trouble you to instruct me on how such a thing is possible?

[The Emojis. He wants the Emojis.]
sssiiiiirrrrr: (nghghghghghghhhhhh!)

[personal profile] sssiiiiirrrrr 2017-04-16 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[After an extremely long pause:]

👁️ 👁️
sssiiiiirrrrr: (I'm not smart)


[personal profile] sssiiiiirrrrr 2017-04-16 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)

Thank you. I love them.
alwaysmattered: (writing)


[personal profile] alwaysmattered 2017-04-17 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[In the days after Molly removed the arrow from Dirk's shoulder, she sent a request for a care-package from Heaven. The next time Dirk comes to his front door, there's a small envelope pushed through the letter box; his name is written on the front in neat, looped handwriting. Inside, a long strip of paracetamol and a note:]

Take two every four hours. Do not take any more than eight in twenty-four hours.

Feel better. :)

Molly x
talkingdog: (derp level: over 9000)

[personal profile] talkingdog 2017-04-30 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[Wherever Dirk is RIGHT THIS SECOND, a dog is also there.

Scratching his ear.

As dogs do.]
talkingdog: (pleased to meet you good sir/madam)

[personal profile] talkingdog 2017-05-10 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[Step three: Have dog greet him back, because why would Dirk Gently ever meet a normal dog? Why would he ever meet a dog that wasn't somehow connected to something much greater and more ridiculous?]


[Dug parrots, somehow talking while sniffing at the offered hand, then pressing his paw into it.]

My name is Dug!